Funny Status Message #161613

X says I hate it when people say 'You don't need alcohol to have fun.' You don't need shoes to walk on gravel, but they help.
status message box

Related Status Messages:

# 99346 Dont be jealous of me... If you had to walk a mile in my shoes, you'd probably need a year of therapy
# 88815 so surprised I dont see more homeless people wearing bowling shoes..
# 92983 I took off her shirt. Then she said, "Take off my skirt." I took them off. "Take off my shoes" I took off her shoes. "Now my hose, bra, and panties!" I took all them off. Then she looks at me n said, "I dont want to catch you wearin my things ever again!"

←Rate | 10-14-2015 07:48 by mds

Comments (0)

Comments with offensive language will be automatically deleted within 24 hours. By Commenting, you agree to these terms.

Funny Facebook Statuses

Site Links