Funny Status Message #161501

X Don't text me after 11 pm unless you're offering me sex or bringing me food.
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# 62124 Pet Peeve #5742....It annoys me when people text me and I respond and then all of a sudden it stops in mid-text like your stopping in mid conversation...and then I patiently wait and nothing... it drives me crazy...finish your text or dont text me at all!
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←Rate | 10-08-2015 12:16 by Marshall the Great

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