Funny Status Message #161482

X Who decided to call the man purse a satchel and not a douchebag?
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# 86591 DOUCHEBAG: "Bro can I use your phone to call my girlfriend?" ME: "Yeah sure, just hit redial."

←Rate | 10-07-2015 19:23 by Marshall the Great

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