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X says Warning labels on liquor bottles should also include: REGRET.
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# 95875 If people came with warning labels they wouldn't be too much different than drug labels: May cause drowsiness, persistent headaches, may reduce the urge to live..... If symptoms persist apply the nearest foot to their ass.
# 46731 Remember: warning labels exist because someone failed at using the product correctly. scary when you think about windshield sun covers and the warning "do not drive while intact"
# 160858 I like to peel all of the labels off of my pill bottles and just write "surprise me" on them.

←Rate | 09-09-2015 00:37

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