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X says I am calmer than Johnny Depp in a casting audition for a Tim Burton film.
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# 149522 *Tim Burton slams hands on table* WTF DO you MEAN THERE ARE OTHER ACTORS BESIDES JOHNNY DEPP & MY WIFE *turns to Depp* HOW LONG HAVE you KNOWN
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# 112007 Tim Burton and Johnny Depp should probably start seeing other people.

←Rate | 09-09-2015 00:23

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