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X says Episode 21: MacGyver fixes his broken heart using nothing but a lighter, a spoon, and a syringe full of heroin.
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# 106645 wondering if anyone's ever gotten someone to do heroin by doing "heeeere comes the airplane!" with the spoon
# 189765 People are so quick to think you smoke when they see a lighter in your room. Did you stop to think for a second that maybe, just maybe I use it to heat up heroin in my teaspoon Abigail?
# 168961 Always wonder how many drug users have heated heroin in the spoon I'm about to use to eat my cereal, in this motel room.

←Rate | 08-07-2015 15:56

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