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X says As a kid my Mom would remind me that you can get killed crossing the street. At some point it sounded like a suggestion.
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# 82202 When you were little it was "Stop, look, and listen before you cross the street." As you get older it's more like "I'm crossing the street now. If you hit me I will sue you."
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# 114023 Whenever I see someone crossing the street, I swear I can hear them say 'You don't have the balls to floor it.'

←Rate | 07-05-2015 19:18 by unknown comic

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