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	 X says I carry a yard sale sign around with me, so when my girlfriend throws all my sh*t onto the lawn I can just sell it there.	
 
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 - # 60895 I drove by a yard sale today. I know this because they had a child standing out front holding a sign that read "Yard Sale". Apparently they couldn't afford a stick.
 - # 4159 just thought I would put a sign out in front yard that reads "firewood for sale" even though I have no firewood to sell...always wanted to do that
 - # 37025 I dont know who is more embarrassed....me stopping at a yard sale that isnt a yard sale or the person whose place looks like theres a garage sale.
 
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