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X A friend who just returned from a visit to the recently looted CVS in Baltimore said all that was left in the entire store was suntan lotion and Father's Day cards...
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←Rate | 05-11-2015 17:21

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Monday May 11, 2015 @ 08:59 PM

Problem is no one would have understood the point of your joke if they hadn't read mine first.

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