Funny Status Message #158280

X says I can only Facebook for so long. The toilet seat makes my legs go numb.
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# 73885 Sometimes I like to just sit alone and think about things... I've noticed that if I do it for too long my legs fall asleep and I can't get off the toilet.
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# 157556 I finally got some me time away from the kids. Two whole hours. It would’ve been longer but my legs went numb crouching behind the dryer.

←Rate | 05-01-2015 11:03

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