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X says Thanks for inviting me to your Bible study, let's get balls deep in Jesus.
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# 27117 I propose that Jesus must have been a Zombie. Lets look at the facts: He came back from the dead, He wants you drink his blood and also eat his flesh so that you have ever lasting life. Or maybe... a vampire-zombie? Hmm... futher study is needed.
# 130003 if you read the Bible backwards Jesus is crucified, develops a large following, and then a lot of horrible things happen to people. Oh wait that happened after the bible too...
# 197544 Flights so low I got Bible study in Jerusalem tomorrow

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