Funny Status Message #157434
X says I'm at my most Oprah when I'm giving out the airplaine liquor bottles stashed in my purse to all the mom's at a kid's birthday party.
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- # 184213 I'd rather go camping with a stranger from Craigslist than go to your kids birthday party.
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- # 158665 [walking up to birthday party] Kid: "Dad, these are all the cool kids. Don't embarass me." Dad: "I hear ya dawg" *puts baseball hat on backwards*
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