Funny Status Message #156560
X says PRO TIP: If you walk around the mall hitting kids in the face with the shopping bags, your wife won't make you carry them.
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- # 104684 Today, I saw an old man struggling with three bags, so I offered to carry them for him. He must not have heard me because when I bent down to take the bags, he thought I was stealing them and punched me in the face. FML
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- # 160688 I hold my wife's hand in the mall. Not because it's romantic but more because it's economical. It keeps her from shopping.
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