Funny Status Message #155073

X says The first time I saw you, my heart whispered: "That's The One" and my d*ck concurred, “I would tap that”
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# 114602 "It's impossible." said pride. "It's risky." said experience. "It's pointless." said reason. "Give it a try." whispered the heart........ "WHAT DA HELL WAS THAT?!?!?!" shouted the anus two minutes later.

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