Funny Status Message #152943
X says I met this great woman, I sweet talk her and say all the right things. She says I wish there were more men like you. I sent her a poem and she no longer wants to see me. So much for having feelings. . .
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JAB
Tuesday September 16, 2014 @ 07:36 AM
Tuesday September 16, 2014 @ 07:36 AM
You have no sense of humor RJB224
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Monday September 15, 2014 @ 05:03 PM
This is a site for "Funny Status Messages" not "Pitty me, girls don't like me." Go to POF a bang a bunch of girls if you have a peni$ left....