Funny Status Message #152863
X says "I created the entire universe for the sake of one group of one species on one planet in one solar system in one galaxy." - GOD
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Anonymous
Saturday September 13, 2014 @ 09:32 AM
Saturday September 13, 2014 @ 09:32 AM
Amen! This is absolute proof that God is great and we, his worshippers, are truly blessed!
Anonymous
Saturday September 13, 2014 @ 10:39 AM
Saturday September 13, 2014 @ 10:39 AM
Atheists are some ignorant bastards... aren't they
Pat
Monday September 15, 2014 @ 11:28 PM
Monday September 15, 2014 @ 11:28 PM
What he said ^^^
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Friday September 12, 2014 @ 12:59 PM
You never heard God say anything of the kind. God created the universe for every living person. But by all means, continue to attribute false quotes to God and to misrepresent what people believe about God.