Funny Status Message #151171

X says "I like soccer!" -- Someone who's either lying, trying to tick off their parents, or has given up on life.
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←Rate | 07-12-2014 20:37 by andrew jackson

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Sunday July 13, 2014 @ 06:37 PM

Give us a shout when you get funny....

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