Funny Status Message #150803

X You cannot suck your own lollipop............. man if I could I would never leave home!
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# 37044 Beware the lollipop of mediocrity. Lick once and suck forever.
# 33205 When I was younger, after getting a haircut or visiting the doctor I would receive a lollipop. My tastes have not changed since then. Give me a damn lollipop.
# 78960 Dear idiot: If I give you a nice big straw, will you leave me alone and go suck the fun out of someone else's day? Sincerely, Annoyed.

←Rate | 06-29-2014 16:37

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