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X says Us Yanks play "soccer." We call it "kickball" and play it in elementary school.
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# 25246 You see in America, Soccer is usually a game for kids who are too small or too untalented to play baseball or football. I mean, hell, even HogWild played Little League baseball so that should tell something about the talent pool of kids left over to play
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←Rate | 06-14-2014 09:03

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