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X says Question for the Christian folks...When Moses parted the red sea, did he say anything? Like Ta-Daaaaaa!!!
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Jehovah
Saturday May 31, 2014 @ 05:50 AM

ANSWER: God actually parted the Red Sea, Moses was just a vessel to do it

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