Funny Status Message #149364
X says A man in Phoenix accidentally shot himself in the leg while in line at Walmart on Saturday. Or, as they call that in Arizona, “taking a selfie.”
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- # 142726 Walmart calls it the "self checkout" line. I call it the "I'm not going to pay for all of this" line.
- # 153761 I call my d*ck "Cheney" because it hasn't been with bush since 2009 and it "accidentally" shot someone in the face once
- # 151895 I can think of absolutely no acceptable situation where a grown man should be taking a selfie, especially a bathroom mirror selfie... Seriously stop it, you're embarrassing yourself!
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