Funny Status Message #149358

X I'm eating at subway today, I'm trying to figure out how Jared did it. He said he just eat fresh... It's not even on the menu!
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# 132971 Subway uses the slogan "eat fresh"...it makes me wonder if the other restaurants are fresh too because they don't say they are
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# 159970 Subway's new slogan should be "Eat fresh, but not TOO fresh."

←Rate | 05-20-2014 18:37

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