Funny Status Message #148651
X says Oprah wants to buy the LA Clippers? The only dribbling she knows are the ones she gets on the corner of her mouth when she sees red velvet cheesecake.
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Friday May 2, 2014 @ 07:56 AM
Great!! Sooo funny!!