Funny Status Message #148426

X says "Can I have more of these mouse spears?" "Sir those are toothpicks" "I need 1000 for my army. We march at dawn"
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# 21523 Thinks we should get as much Dawn dish liquid as possible and pour into the ocean... Dawn cuts thru oil like nuthin and it's safe for the animals... And then we can hav one hell of a bubble party! It's a win win situation...
# 116899 I liked Red Dawn the first time I saw it 28 years ago when it was called "Red Dawn".
# 113826 found the secret to life via this mathematical formula. To calculate, enter the following in Google: exp((-(((x-4)^2+(y-4)^2)^2))/1000)+exp((-(((x+4)^2+(y+4)^2)^2))/1000)+0.15*exp(-(((x+4)^2+(y+ 4)^2)^2))+0.15*exp(-(((x-4)^2+(y-4)^2)^2

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