Funny Status Message #147122

X says Hotel showers range anywhere from "Gently peeing on you" to "Dear God, this is going to rip my nipples off!"
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# 147286 Hotel showers have 2 settings. It's either "gently peeing on you" or "DEAR GOD, THIS IS GOING TO RIP MY NIPPLES OFF!"
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