Funny Status Message #146616

X says I'm going to make a death-bed vow that no grass will grow over my grave for 100 years just to see if I can pull it off.
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# 184750 When my time comes, I’m going to make a death-bed vow that no grass will grow over my grave for 100 years just to see if I can pull it off.
# 36843 The old saying "The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence"....is it? Or maybe you just need to get up off UR lazy ass and mow the lawn, water it, pull some weeds, fertilize it, take care of your own grass and stop looking over the fence
# 200035 [50 YEARS FROM NOW] Husband: *standing at my grave* I want you to know that after all these years I still can’t find where you put the ketchup in the fridge.

←Rate | 03-10-2014 07:48

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