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X says If we could master the look dogs have when we’re eating in front of them, we’d be able to have sex with any woman at will.
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←Rate | 03-05-2014 13:48

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Wednesday March 12, 2014 @ 10:27 PM

Yea I think that's exactly what he meant. Idiot.

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