Funny Status Message #145838
X says It's that time of the night again where I pick one of you lucky ladies selfies to jerk off to before I cry myself to sleep..

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- # 174556 I don't like your jerk-off name. I don't like your jerk-off face. I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you, jerk-off. Do I make myself clear?"
- # 173944 The key to a good night's sleep is to stay up late and get almost no sleep, then the next night after that you'll get a good night's sleep.
- # 191431 I don't understand people who take a hundred selfies and then pick the best one to post. I mean how do they roll in real life if they look like the other 99?
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