Funny Status Message #145786

X says just got a citation for illegally parking my pen*s in a friend zone
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# 91484 Too many girls put me in the friends zone, I've got to take myself out. Its not going to be a safe haven to long. "The friend zone: where good soldiers go to die."
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# 89080 Take control and put her in the no fly zone before she puts you in the friend zone.

←Rate | 02-18-2014 08:22

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