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X says On February 14, 269 A.D., a Catholic priest in Rome was tortured, beaten with clubs, and finally beheaded. His name was Valentine. Just thought you'd want to know.
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Duh
Friday February 14, 2014 @ 11:28 AM

Seen this already several times.. be original

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