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X says When a male octopus finds a mate, he rips off his junk and throws it at the female octopus so she can inseminate herself. Then the male grows new junk. If that isn't the most epic way to tell someone to go $*&# themselves I don't know what is.
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- # 168613 When a male octopus finds a mate, he rips off his penis and throws it at the female so she can inseminate herself. Then he grows a new one. If that isn't the most epic way of telling someone to "go fuck yourself"...then I don't know what is.
- # 11110 Electricians even know that there are "male" connectors and "female" connectors on wiring and such. You can try plugging "male" to "male" or "female" to "female", but it's a ludicrous effort.
- # 183466 Did you know oranges can be male or female? If it squirts in your eye without warning it's a male and if it's bitter for no reason it's a female.
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