Funny Status Message #144236

X Who knew Justin Bieber was old enough to have an expired license? Also, he blew .014 caused by too many gummi bears.
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# 202691 It’s okay to eat your driver’s license even if it’s been expired for a week.

←Rate | 01-28-2014 12:48

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