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X says Once she realized I was chatting her up, the Kohl's girl immediately indicated the extent of her interest: "My dad wears shirts like that"
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←Rate | 01-27-2014 09:24 by S. Sanders

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Jediwill
Monday January 27, 2014 @ 06:45 PM

Dont write her off...dont you know how many girls have daddy issues?

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