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X says The Swiss must've been pretty confident in their chances of victory if they included a corkscrew in their army knife.
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# 134887 Always bring a nail file, scissors, tweezers, a corkscrew, a toothpick and a bottle opener to a knife fight. - The Swiss Army
# 200887 A Swiss army knife, but one that has a tool that closes your mouth when you’re about to say something stupid.
# 16653 wondering why there is a cork screw on a Swiss Army Knife. I can't remember the last time I encountered a wild bottle of Chianti in the wild..

←Rate | 01-10-2014 18:32 by StonerDudee

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