Funny Status Message #143218

X says Whenever I think of you, I touch myself. That is, I rub my forehead because you give me a f**king migraine.
status message box

Related Status Messages:

# 160754 When I think of you I touch myself. On my temples. You give me a migraine.
# 24664 said to an ugly chick he wanted to give her ONE. ''I wouldnt touch you she said. ''I wouldnt touch you either'' I said, I was rating you out of TEN''
# 45658 If my girlfriend had a little plasma on her forehead with a football game on, I'd always give her my undivided attention.

←Rate | 01-06-2014 08:40

Comments (0)

Comments with offensive language will be automatically deleted within 24 hours. By Commenting, you agree to these terms.

Funny Facebook Statuses

Site Links