Funny Status Message #143209

X says Drivers are being told to stay off the roads. Lucky for me, I am in a ditch
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# 145203 You know that one idiot that always flies by you when the roads are crappy? Am I the only one that secretly wishes they would go in the ditch or wreck their car?
# 59050 95% of American drivers say "oh sh!t!" before driving into a ditch... The other 5% are rednecks saying "hold my beer and watch this sh!t."
# 26496 You know who sucks Aggressive drivers. And cowardly drivers. And slow drivers. And drivers who are not me.

←Rate | 01-05-2014 21:54 by Radde

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