Funny Status Message #142241

X has slipped on black ice today, I thought it was regular ice at first, but when I stood up, my wallet was gone.
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Tuesday December 17, 2013 @ 06:45 PM

This is hilarious and I would totally use this, but I don't want my friends to think I'm racist...

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