Funny Status Message #141492

X says There's a fine line between looking for someone who makes you happy and looking for someone who makes you horny. . .
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←Rate | 12-04-2013 21:29

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Dee
Thursday December 5, 2013 @ 10:11 AM

I got both! ;)

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