Funny Status Message #141045

X says If you add all the distance I've run from my car to the liquor store as its about to close then yes, I have run a marathon.
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# 141009 I ran to the liquor store minutes before it closed!! **crosses "Run Marathon" off of my bucket list**
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# 185829 Running shoes? No, I don't run. These are my "better hurry up the liquor store is about to close" shoes.

←Rate | 11-26-2013 02:37

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