Funny Status Message #140306

X says I'm going to have to lose 10 pounds if I want to fit into this coffin I bought.
status message box

Related Status Messages:

# 84126 Wife: "I lost 5 pounds this month" Me: "I lose 5 pounds when a take a dump" Wife: Maybe you should take more dumps
# 147406 My ex asked me to buy her a birthday present. I bought her a coffin to let her know she is dead to me.
# 163184 Last New Years I resolved to lose five pounds...I only have ten to go...

←Rate | 11-13-2013 08:16

Comments (0)

Comments with offensive language will be automatically deleted within 24 hours. By Commenting, you agree to these terms.

Funny Facebook Statuses

Site Links