Funny Status Message #140023

X says Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. Hug your casual acquaintances. Fist bump a frenemy.
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# 149899 Keep your friends close and your enemies closer. But keep your bacon far away from me or I will eat it. This is your last warning.

←Rate | 11-07-2013 20:34 by andrew jackson

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