Funny Status Message #139091
X says Sure, I was walking home from the bar drunk, but I wasn't even stumbling. My guess is, the cops just had it in for naked people.
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- # 51391 Drunk walking home is much more fun than drunk driving home, and much less dangerous. For instance, if you knock over something driving home, you are screwed. If you knock over something while drunk walking home, everyone cheers.
- # 84039 I wasnt that drunk...... "Dude, you asked me to give you a ride home & the party was at your house"
- # 117961 gonna get a dog and name him naked so when people ask me where I'm going I can say I'm walking naked down the street
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