Funny Status Message #138594

X says I’m sorry I didn’t listen to your voicemail I was too busy walking my dinosaur.
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# 30557 Why is it, when I get a 2-minute long, static and mumbling filled voicemail that is clearly the result of an accidental purse/pocket dial, I don't just delete it 5 seconds in? Because I'd rather listen intently for sh*t talking.
# 31547 Whenever I get one of those muffled, through-the-purse, four-minute-long voicemail messages where the person thought they hung up but really didn't, I always listen to the entire thing. People do some funny sh*t when they think no one is listening.
# 23748 The nice thing about waiting a week to listen to your voicemail is that those people usually don't need you for that thing anymore.

←Rate | 10-12-2013 13:19

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