Funny Status Message #136064

X says Not having a thigh gap has saved my girls' phones from falling into the toilet.
status message box

Related Status Messages:

# 169991 Weekend plans: Driving around downtown throwing Big Macs at girls with a thigh gap...... *bonus points for getting it into the thigh gap.
# 119313 While on toilet seats ..... I am sure lot of marriages could have been saved ... If only they had invented a device which dries and wipes the toilet seat automatically after use
# 148932 I wonder how many people's phones out there have my name saved in contacts as "DO NOT ANSWER"

←Rate | 08-26-2013 06:37

Comments (0)

Comments with offensive language will be automatically deleted within 24 hours. By Commenting, you agree to these terms.

Funny Facebook Statuses

Site Links