Funny Status Message #135416

X If your dog takes a dump on your floor and you clean it up, who owns who??
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# 128873 Watching that episode where Scooby Doo takes a dump on the kitchen floor and Shaggy beats him mercilessly with an old newspaper...
# 123329 I've never understood the big deal some people make when they clean house and say "you can eat off the floor"...on any given day, there's enough food on my floor to feed a small family...
# 94251 At night I dump massive amounts of Legos on the floor in case anyone tries to rob my house bare footed.

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