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X says Fat women invented the Blind Date to trick men into having to give them a free meal.
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# 70433 What you give to a woman is multiplied. Give her sperm, she gives you baby. Give her a house, she gives a home. Give her groceries, she gives you a meal. Give her a smile, she gives you her heart. Give her a little crap, she gives you a ton of sh!t.
# 150140 Blind Date Tip: In the middle of dinner throw a surprise punch to see if they are really blind
# 131970 My idea of a blind date is not removing your blind fold.

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