Funny Status Message #134900

X says I date crazy girls because I like the rush of staring death in the face and living to tell about it.
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# 151201 Sorry, I only date crazy girls. If there's not a 50/50 chance I'll have to file a restraining order at some point plz don't waste my time.
# 125041 Can you guys believe some people get paid to advertise products on their Facebook page? That's crazy. Almost as crazy as the intense rush of energy I get after drinking Monster's new Triple Strength Xtra Max Energy Shot™.
# 167729 I never had a near death experience. But I did once take a cab through Manhattan during rush hour.

←Rate | 08-03-2013 11:48

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