Funny Status Message #134709

X says I'm an experienced drunk texter/facebooker. I keep my mouth shut
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# 57545 "Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.", Ernest Hemingway
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# 28595 Middle school- "shut up, it was a dare!" High school- "shut up, I was drunk!"

←Rate | 07-30-2013 22:50 by pimpjuice

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