Funny Status Message #134636

X I give $50 a week to Jesus.........my lawn guy.
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# 57248 no it is not daughters week, or son's week or mothers or fathers week! If ya really give a sh!t about them, go to their house, look them in the eye and tell them!
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# 158915 (true story) The neighbor guy stop over to thank me. Every time I'm outside grilling and take my shirt off his wife jumps up and runs outside to "mow the lawn" I thought it was weird that she mowed it twice a week.

←Rate | 07-29-2013 09:14

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