Funny Status Message #134510

X says If I die in a bar, please drag my body to the nearest church before reporting my death.
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# 55463 Ok, so let me get this straight. So after a delicate and dangerous spec ops mission, the first priority for the US is to fly bin ladens body 1000 miles to the nearest water source to give him a customary burial at sea? Oh, ok.

←Rate | 07-26-2013 12:19

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